Filed under: Shawn Chrystopher
They used to be a FORCE in the crime-fighting world….
They took orders from a bald guy…
They had the COOLEST watches in all the land…
One does gay porn now
One passed away
One has no middle finger
One can’t be found
And the last one is now on trial for murder
Who are they???
The Red Ranger (Jason) does gay porn to pay bills:
The Yellow Ranger (Trini) was killed in a tragic car accident:
The Black Ranger (Zack) has no middle finger on his left hand:
The Pink Ranger (Kimberly) used to be on “Felicity”…I think I was in 7th grade…so the pictures aren’t recent enough to even post it here
The Blue Ranger is currently on trial for killing a couple in hopes of taking their yacht from them:
What happened was:
One day he gets an idea to buy a yacht.
The only problem is, he hasn’t gotten a check in the mail
So he calls up his homeboys:
They go visit the couple who was selling the yacht…FORCE them to sign over the yacht to them…then tie their legs to an anchor, and throws the anchor overboard
They still haven’t found their bodies
The only one that is doing well is Zordon….
he’s running to be president of the United States
No need to thank me,
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