‘Guess the Group’ Part 1…
October 20, 2008, 12:21 pm
Filed under: Shawn Chrystopher

They used to be a FORCE in the crime-fighting world….

They took orders from a bald guy…

They had the COOLEST watches in all the land…

One does gay porn now

One passed away

One has no middle finger

One can’t be found

And the last one is now on trial for murder

Who are they???

The Red Ranger (Jason) does gay porn to pay bills:

The Yellow Ranger (Trini) was killed in a tragic car accident:

The Black Ranger (Zack) has no middle finger on his left hand:

The Pink Ranger (Kimberly) used to be on “Felicity”…I think I was in 7th grade…so the pictures aren’t recent enough to even post it here

The Blue Ranger is currently on trial for killing a couple in hopes of taking their yacht from them:

What happened was:

One day he gets an idea to buy a yacht.

The only problem is, he hasn’t gotten a check in the mail

since ’92

So he calls up his homeboys:

These are not Power Rangers

These are NOT Power Rangers

They go visit the couple who was selling the yacht…FORCE them to sign over the yacht to them…then tie their legs to an anchor, and throws the anchor overboard

They still haven’t found their bodies

R.I.P

The only one that is doing well is Zordon….

he’s running to be president of the United States

No need to thank me,

Shawn Chrys

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